Ok, really bad attempt at rhyming in the title.

School has to resume and projects has to be done, and the time is now. No more waking up in the evening and sleeping at dawn… ):

I had a pretty superb holiday though. It felt long enough, I enjoyed much, and I’m ready to be back at school. Er hem, of course, it doesn’t mean that extra holidays are unwelcome.

Anyway, I went to Café Del Mar together with Gary, Jim and Wesley last Saturday.


Being really sua-ku I have never been to Café Del Mar so that was actually my first time there. So was Gary’s.




My shorts very unglam I know. Don’t laugh.
The place was awesome!!!

Lie down there act sexeh and soak up the sun while you snack on fries and sip on Snapple, when it gets too hot just dip yourself into the pool… Yes, pool! How shiok is that!


The pro-tanners.


Dog came right out of that Starhub commercial!


Loveeees it!
I really hate it when seawater accidentally goes into my mouth or eyes and the never-ending insecurity of jelly and stonefishes while in the sea thus I love the pool big time!! :D

Omg I can’t wait to go again!!




Sigh. My tan seems to be gone already leh. So fast I become fair already lor. I needa tan more!

Anyhow while I was in the car going out of Sentosa we bypass the construction of the Universal Studios and… look!


YAY!
I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS! Like, finally Singapore’s going to have a real, actual theme park with kick ass rides! That uh, “theme park” at Pasir Ris is like, super pathetic lor, really…

On a random note, that day I tried the new McDonald’s Cinnamon Melts and it’s pretty yums!

Reminds me of apple pie that I really like as well… but this time in small marshmallow size and much sweeter!




It’s totally yums you should go try!!
Ok guess what it’s sleepy time now. Gotta wake up early for school tomorrow. Major sad. Well I said I’m ready to go back to school, but not exactly ready to wake up early… But I will!

Night night mongxiongs!

I know a bit overdue right! Hahaha!


Roughly an hour ago.
Just came back from drinking(Thus all red in the above pic!) and I’m pretty tipsy but I’m sober enough to blog. And I feel an urge to do so…

Father’s day morning I went to the markets with my sisters and mom. We all kept it secret from dad cause we wanted to give him a surprise-home-cook-feast that night.

It’s been awhile since I’ve been to the markets with them so I actually enjoyed it. We went to have breakfast before heading to the supermarkets to do some grocery shopping for that night’s dinner.

Karin and I had pretty much fun observing both the live and dead seafood while my mom and sis pick crabs, prawns, fish and vegetables.

That evening everyone(except my dad of course) in the family did a little something for that night’s dinner.

I got help hor! I was plucking the tow gay with Karin. Hahahaha!


By mom and sis.


Ahhhh… melts.
I’m so hungry for crab now!!! Crabs are just so awesomely delicious, be it black pepper, chilli, butter, or even soft shell crab. Yums.

You know what? Scientist should totally alter the DNAs of crabs and produce a new breed of shell-less giant Sri Lanka crabbies! How amazing is that!!! Mmm….

Er-hem, anyway… on a different note, I AM EXTREMELY EXCITED!!!

Why?? Because…


I’M GOING TO WATCH LADY GAGA IN AUGUST!!!
I’m so excited can! Gary, Krinz and I bought the tickets on the first day of the ticket sales but the early bird $75 tickets have already sold out! Damn fast can…

The $75 tickets include priority entry for the concert as well as a free entry to Zouk leh, we pay 20 bucks more and don’t get to enjoy those priviledges! -__- (Omg I’m using this 3 line face more and more!)

But heck, I’m still really excited. Besides, 10 days after the concert… it’s my 19th birthday!!!! :D Can’t wait!!!

Anyhow I have to be in bed now. In fact I should be sleeping by now yet I’m here blogging. Waking up early tomorrow. Last weekend before school reopens. ):

Night night people, xoxo!

P/s: YAY I can now tweet via sms! How convenient so I don’t have to search for WLAN connections anymore. Click here to follow me on Twitter! :D

...I met up with Xuanying and Krinz and headed to town for some earlier planned shopping and dinner.

Roughly 3 stops after the MRT left our station I received an annoying call from my elder sister telling me to immediately alight the train and go back and bring Karin, my younger sister, along with me cause she’s home alone and has nothing to eat...

=_=

I really don’t use that sian-ed face very much but I cannot think of anything that represent better.

I mean like, how troublesome right?! After much dispute we all alighted the train, took a taxi back to my home to pick Karin before hitting town. Uh totally waste time lor! And lucky the cab fare is paid by my elder sis, she asked for it.

It’s not like, Karin cannot cook maggi mee or something… She turns freaking 12 years old this November! If I’m home alone and there is no dinner, no one is going to pay for my cab fare down to town lor! Biasness.

Haiya anyway… enough of that.

We went to town and met up with Gary and my elder sister at Marriott Hotel to have our dinner together.


:D


Mongxiong.


Omg I LOVEEE the buffet spread was so good! I ate so much I look 5 months pregnant like really!


Gary has that tricky face cause he cannot wait to eat all the food.


Dua pui ter.


Omg I’m getting’ hungry now………..
I think it’s pretty worth it cause my sister works at the Marriott and she gets 50% discount all the time so, yeah it’s good!

Not too much for Xuan and Krinz cause firstly they eat really little. Secondly, Gary and I are chomping down crayfishes and crabs while that two eat like those, uhm… rainbow nyonya kuehs…

I know I know, I very kiasu right. Heck care! It's buffet I eat all I want!

After the dinner we wanted to go shopping but the shops were all closing cause we had dinner for too long.


Thus, we headed to Cineleisure to catch a movie. While waiting for our show to start we managed to play a bit of Left 4 Dead. You should know, that popular game right now that you and 3 other friends go around shooting nasty zombies. Very fun lor!

I’m really not a game kinda person but I really enjoyed it! Besides, just looking at Xuanying play already gives me enough amusement! She’s soooo funny!

Anyway, we watched I Love You Man and it’s cute! I liked it. I can’t wait to watch Ice Age 3 now! That squirrel thing finding for that acorn is so cute I want to bite it! Uhm, I mean, squeeze it. Cute!

Oh and I have to mention!

There is this fat nasty lady at the popcorn counter at level 4(you know, the place with lan gaming). She’s so rude I want to punch her! Yes, rude like a prude! By the way what’s a prude?

After a long queue it was our turn to get our drinks and stuff but Gary and I were still in mid-discussion of what to order… and all of a sudden, the lady(I forgot what her name was despite checking, it starts with M I think… Melissa or something like that?) impolitely interrupted and say “are you talking to yourself??”.

Bitch! She needs to get sacked! I was really shock lor! That nasty ghetto…

Ughhh… Anyway, time to go to bed. Waking up early tomorrow! A camwhore photo of myself in the car:


Very act cool I know.
Omg I just realise this entry’s so monotone and dead. And quite long also… didn’t I said I want short post in my previous update. Oh well…

Sleepy time, night nights people. :D

P/S girls that buy from blogshops: My bestfriend has this blogshop that sells realllly girly stuff like transparent g strings, bras made of steel and that really hot dress you remember Paris Hilton wearing? Check it out here! If you don’t see the things I mentioned means they’re sold out! :P

YAY! I finally get to debut my blog’s new look!

Not too much of a difference but it’s pretty much neater now after I get rid of the unnecessary stuffs. Also I love the new header it’s so refreshing and kick ass! :D You like?

And also also, I swear that I will be updating my blog more often now! But, I would be having really short entries instead... I think that’s a better idea cause for some reason I feel more motivated to blog, hahaha! So yeah, probably new updates every few days.

Anyway, RIP to my old layout! (As well as the King Of Pop, I know I know, it’s so sudden and sad right!)

Some photos from the weekend!


Andelu is lookin’ good with his new hair…
Someone else has a new haircut as well!


CUTESY GLORIA!
Gloria I swear you’re so cute in that hair you look like Spock. Just kidding!

You look like those small little boys that screams non-stop and you just feel like pinching their cheeks till they swell and turn red and the poor kid would cry out loud but I'll just pinch harder! Mwahahahaha...

I know I'm evil. Ok whatever...


Ok it’s an abrupt end. Told ya I’m going to have short entries… Talk again soon!

P/S squeak: Happy fifth month!! You rock and loves you big time! :D

I'm going to have a new look for my blog!! :D

Nothing drastic but I just want to neaten things up a little. There's too many unnecessary things, and links in my blog.

I've already started modifiying it but I won't put it out till it's all done. But like I said, nothing drastic at all...

So anyway, it should be ready in hopefully a couple of days or maybe later, I don't know, depends on what I'm doing in the weekends.

I've got quite a bit to blog about! But I refuse to blog anything till I'm done with the new look. I know I know that is illogical and lame but heck.

Ok, so, yay for new look(though not up yet)! TTYL!

…a 19 years old boy came home with his part human, part rodent and part alien sister Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta(ok that’s a long long name) from a strange faraway and mysterious but beautiful place called Rayhandar.

Despite riding the spanking new Miz Sirs Ganush V4.0, which, just so you know, is an extremely hi-tech flying vehicle that zips through the air at double the speed of light completely silent... They took 13 hours to reach home. You can go imagine how far Rayhandar is lor…

Anyway, the duo reached home and were both starving since their last meal was before the travel.

Therefore, Beyondlink(the 19 year old), being an awesome chef that he has always been, decided to whip up a nice meal of pasta so he went to prepared the dish while SJAG(short form for Stefani-long-name-Germanotta) helped out at everything she could.

They added everything they could find into the pasta sauce. It includes carrots, cigarette butts, whatever McDonald’s sauces there is in the fridge, salt, sugar, lemon, green pea and pee, ants from the table, cat litter, toothpaste, salmon brains and every other thing they could think of.

The pasta sauce smells heavenly, almost like the lousy pousy Silky Girl perfume my mother uses. The taste of it was even better, it tasted like… uhm, it was just divine lah ok but however Beyondlink tasted that something was missing.

Just then, their pet cat-frog hybrid with the head of a fish named Di-Yi-Re hopped into the aromatic kitchen.

“This would do the trick!” gushed SJAG as she tossed their grotesque pet into the sizzling pan of sauce. The poor pet meow-croaked in torment as it got cruelly cooked alive.

Soon after, they set the tables in a fine-dining style and enjoyed their meal. Beyondlink was anything but sad as he bite into their hybrid pet’s grey fish head.

“Mmmm… I never knew Di-Yi-Re (the pet) tasted this good…” he mumbled as he chewed delicately.

“Yeah it taste really good! Haiyo we should eat it earlier lor, now we won’t have to hear it’s annoying croaks and meows anymore…”

Beyondlink nodded in agreement and continued… “I think Di-Yi-Re’s tender meat is due to its food.”

“Oh… wait, I don’t recall seeing it eat anything leh, what does it eat ah?” asked SJAG.

“Of course you don’t. Di-Yi-Re feeds on our dead skin and excess nails while we are sleeping, that’s why you don’t see it eat anything.”

SJAG dazed for 3 seconds before exclaiming, “I love it!”

After lunch, the two of them were completely bloated and lazy but since their parents are those really strict type and have always taught them to wash their dishes after meals, one of them have to do the washing.

They decided to play a game of poker and whoever wins would be forfeited to do the chores.

Halfway through the game, SJAG abruptly jumped of her seat and was shaking tremendously. As she quake, her usual small black eyes turned huge and olive green. Beyondlink ducked back in horror as he has no idea what was about to happen!

SJAG continued morphing.

Her chocolate brown hair was consistently turning grey while her eyelids swelled. The plain t-shirt and shorts that she was wearing ripped apart revealing a tight shiny material underneath… “Help!!! Help!!!” she cried loudly.

Beyondlink witness the entire incident in horror but there was nothing he could ever do but to watch his sister transform into something so monstrous and scary!

All of a sudden, there was a small explosion and an intensive white light blinded Beyondlink’s vision temporarily! All the screams of help earlier on was replaced by a high pitched tune…

An silhouette began to appear among the light… It was SJAG… but this time she was entirely different.

Her brown cropped hair is now long and white with distinct bangs. Her eyes were shadowed by what seemed like a safety goggle. But beneath that shield were the darkest, longest and thickest eyelashes any girl would ever possess. It resembles black butterfly wings.

She had the most outrageous outfit donned ever. It looks like somewhat like a swimming costume made out of shiny black latex and finally, her hand held a long unfamiliar pole with glowing blue crystals on one end.

“Uhm… Stefani… is… that… you?” Beyondlink whimpered faintly.

A firm voice replied “No,” paused for a split second before continuing…

“My name is Lady Gaga. And this is not just dance but just so lame!!!!”

Omg this whole entry is totally lame and no link I have to stop here or I would never stop because I’m actually having fun! HAHAHAHA! I have nothing else to blog!!!

This afternoon Gary came to my place and we cooked pasta(and don’t worry I didn’t kill my cats lah) for us all and my younger sister too.

And then I have nothing to do so blog lor… This is what happens when boredom, urge to blog and having nothing at all to blog comes together. It becomes nonsense, hahaha!

I’m feeling sicklish too, omg I should go and twit that!

By the way, I can write storybook hor! Hahahahaha! I think I should continue this brilliant absurd story in some other entry!!!

On a slightly related note, 2 MORE DAY’S TO BUYING GAGA’S CONCERT TICKETS! :D

Was bored the other day and since my younger sister had a few boxes of plasticines I decided to do a short claymation video. Eh at the same time just practicing for my FYP mah, hahahaha!

I was rushing through the whole time I finished it within 2 hours… (and that includes the modeling of dino + worm I tell you!)

I know it’s not going to be perfect but I think it’s pretty good enough for my first time, so hopefully my partner and I would do a way way way better job for our FYP… P/S: Qia tomorrow we better go school ah!


WATCH WATCH WATCH!
I don’t know why but the ending credits are totally sped up after I upload it to Youtube thus ending before the music ends.

Stupid Youtube, I tried it like 3 times and the same problem occur so heck, at least you get to see the claymation still.

I know the whole story is stupid and the song is completely mismatched… The annoying computer is so slow and laggy that it crashed a couple of times while I was putting the frames of photos together. Ughhh…

Ok get to go now, scrapbook entry comin’ up soon! I LOVE SCRAPBOOK ENTRIES CAUSE ITS SO PRETTY AND COLOURFUL AND LIVELY AND BEST OF ALL I DON’T HAVE TO TYPE! :D