An entry about nothing, and everything.

Haven’t been updating for ages due to school and other really boring stuffs. Things have been going really dull for me and I seem to have nothing to blog about.

Therefore, this entry would be a compilation of every little thing that I can think of to fabricate a boring pile of words…

Firstly, I have been pretty broke for sometime now. Very sad lah, all of a sudden my bank is only left with a minuscule two plus bucks.

Talking about being money, it suddenly occurs to me that Yingying and my brother still owes me some money from a fruitful mahjong session which is super long ago lah(since Febuary I think?)!

Those people like to act like they no money but they think I don’t know that they actually have money but rather spend it than paying up! Assholes…

And for a really long point in time already, my teacher mentioned that I would be receiving some award which involves, er-hem, money, but till now I haven’t receive the damn letter lah!

Quite a few weeks ago I was already getting impatient and called up my nearest community center in regards to when my letter would actually be arriving. Some honest and sincere sounding guy on the phone told me that I should receive it by the 18th of April as the letter would be delivered in the month of April…

Now already 29th liao leh…

STILL NOTHING!

Thus, I’ve decided that I shall give them a call the other day and they told me that, due to some stupid preparation, it was postponed and I should receive my highly anticipated letter by the first 2 weeks of May.

DAMN LONG LAH!!!

I’m extremely impatient for the letter! Couples of others who are also receiving the award have already collected not just their letters but their cheques as well…

I can’t wait to go shopping you know!!! I wanna buy bag, clothes, jeans, shoes, slippers, this and that!

I BETTER BE RECEIVING THE LETTER OR I WILL CHOKE EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY MY TEACHER. Mwahahahaha, hopefully Vince is not reading this.

My days have seemed to double its monotony ever since the school holidays ended.

I’m beginning to dread going to school more and more each day. The terrible COE schedules only make things worst…

Ending school at 5pm almost every school day(except Wednesdays, which I end at 5 as well but I’ll usually skip LifeSkills ya know, ha!), where to find time sleep or meet friends man…

But anyhow, I should look on the bright side that I’m one of the lucky ones chosen for COE. In case you’re wondering what COE is, I am not quite in the mood of explaining so… I’ll put it that COE is, erm, extra lessons?

Recently, I watched a number of movies(during the weekends, duh, weekdays are totally busy in school).

I’ve caught Funny Games U.S., The Hottie And The Nottie and also Harold And Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

First up, I want to tell you…

DO NOT EVER, WATCH, FUNNY GAMES U.S.

It is the most terrible show ever! Seriously!

Before watching it, I thought it was gonna be so good as it looked pretty good on the trailer. And it ends up as a bunch of crappy story with rubbish elongated scenes and the whole movie is 2 fucking hours!

I paid $7.50 for the movie and I already think is not worth it lo so don’t even think about watching it at the full movie ticket price!

It’s terrible!!! I can’t stop stressing how rubbish the movie is!!!

And I don’t even know why Naomi Watts acted for such a movie!!!

However, The Hottie And The Nottie and Harold And Kumar were really good. The latter is much better, though.

On a completely diverse note, Alice and I had fun today visiting toilets of the opposite genders!

We were at the computer lab when I suddenly had the urge to pee, and thus told Alice to accompany me to the toilet.

The nearest toilet to the class was a staff toilet that is usually locked and only staffs with the access code could enter. The toilet doors was, however, slightly ajar this afternoon…

Since it was kind of creepy and quiet, Alice suggested that I should use the girl’s toilet, which I did.

Then when I was ready to come out of the toilet, I told Alice to go check and make sure that no one was outside just incase they might see me coming out of a female rest room!

Still waiting for her command in a cubicle, I heard her left the toilet door before screaming for my name and knocking the door.

Guess what…

I WAS FREAKING LOCKED IN THE GIRLS TOILET!!!

Both of us panicked for a moment before I finally managed to unlock the knob and barged out of the toilet… And as if I wasn’t suay enough already, standing near the toilet was a girl who witnessed the whole embarrassing incident!

Lucky is not a lecturer or I’ll probably end up with some troubles lo…

Anyhow!

I’m so glad that this Thursday is a public holiday which also means more sleep and more time to hang out! Great!

I’m going to have my dinner. I know I know, this is a super boring entry right, thus I’m glad you finish reading it anyway.

I shall end my entry with a picture of Gloria I drew yesterday:


CUTE NOT?!
I think it's super cute leh! I also drew... er-hem, some other people, and celebrities. I'm obsessed with drawing cartoons! Oh no!

Alright! I’ll try to return to my active blogging routine fully equipped with pictures and all asap! Goodbye ya’ll!

Helium makes you mad.

School has reopened and I’m starting to get really busy! ): But I’ll still post a short entry anyway.

Today, my school held the second CCA fair this year for the new batch of students(April intake ya’ll).

It seems pretty much different compared to the first CCA fair(which I attended and ended up not choosing any CCA)!

The first CCA fair was like, as expected, CCA booths were setup everywhere for us to look around and consider, and it was rather dull and boring.

This time, there were decorations, performances, lots of people, newer CCAs, and lots of colourful helium filled balloons everywhere! It was just way better compared to ours!

So, anyway. Before I get out of point, during our break, Alice, Nabster and I went stealing all the decorative balloons from the corridors.

Then came along the notorious geeky Christopher who is infamous for bringing dangerous chemicals and weapons to school… I know he sound really scary but he’s actually kinda nice lah, nasty people just like to bully him that’s all.

But still, he may abruptly change his mindset and decide to threaten to bomb up the school or something after being provoked right?! Is that what mechatronics students would do?!

Now, back to topic.

Alice handed him a balloon and he volunteered to suck the helium out of the balloon to have the chipmunk voice effect. You people should have learnt about that in primary school…

Here’s the video Alice took:


SUPER HILARIOUS AND CUTE!
I didn’t expect him to burst out singing at all!!! Super entertaining! As you might have noticed I was laughing like siao in the background lah!

Hahahahaha!

Alright, enough said and laughters. Time to shutdown.

I am very bored...

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Gloria did the craziest thing ever yesterday! But I sadly I can’t blog about it cause it probably would get her into grave trouble.

Mwahahaha…

Sounds like some great mischief doesn’t it? Because it is!

The point of telling you that, and then telling you that I can’t let you know what it is, is to make annoy you and letting you speculate but never find out. HAHA!

I’m bored and boliao.

School has started and I completely hate the new timetable!!!

And I am officially hating Mondays from now onwards because, firstly, everyone hates Monday since it’s the first day of the week and people have to unwilling leave the happy weekends and go back to work(or school).

Secondly, SW(also more frequently known as PE in secondary schools) now falls on Monday! First lesson some more. Sian or not!

Ughh, I’m going to bed! Goodbye ya’ll.

LOL!

Oh my God, I so totally have to share the following two videos I found on Youtube with you guys because it’s super funny lah!

I love Youtube totally! Though, they suspended my previous account and thus completely deleting some videos which I have posted... But some of the videos there just make me laugh so hard!

Ok ok, let’s go straight to them.

Here’s the first one! Look at Tyra Banks falling during her Tyra Banks Show when she got too freak out by some strange looking animal. Someone went to repeat her fall several times and even in slow motion and it turns out SUPER FUNNY LAH! HAHAHAHA!

I watched it for more than like, 1o times literally already lo. And each time I laugh so hard I can pee my pants.

It’s so funny! She sounded like a tranny plus dinosaur in the slow mo! Lmao!


Watch!
HAHA!

Ok stop laughing now because laughing at a super model is bad. Let’s laugh at beauty pageant queens instead.

Forget Miss teen USA South Carolina who gave a totally crazy answer during her Q&A, because Miss Philippines 2008 is even more hilarious!



HAHAHA!

Host: Janina, how are you?

Miss Philippines 2008: I'm fine. *Smiles*

Host: Alright, so you won two of the major awards, Best In Long Gown, Best In Swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?

Miss Philippines 2008: No, I don't feel any pressure right now. *Does a confident smile and posture*

Host: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of a judge.

Miss Philippines 2008: *Picks a judge-card confidently then smiles with poise once again*

Host: We have Miss Vivienne Tan…

Vivienne Tan: Good Evening.

Miss Philippines 2008: Good Evening.

Vivienne Tan: The question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas(Miss Philippines)?

Miss Philippines 2008: Well, my family's role for me is so important. Because, the was the, they are, they was the one, who's... very... Haha! Oh I'm so sorry. Erm, my pamily... my family... Oh my god... I'm... Ok. I'm so sorry... I... I told you that I'm so confident, at all. Erm, wait. Hahahahahaha! Erm… Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever, because I'm only 17 years old. And, ahaha… I… I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm. *Nods head* So... but I said, dot, my family, is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.


HAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, I feel really bad to mock at them both leh. But I honestly couldn’t help it! Ok, I’ll go find more videos. So funny! Haha!

Before I go! Noticed my spanking new header and theme or not?! I did it from scratch ok!

Spent like, almost 5 hours figuring out the complex html codes because my blog is completely chaotic when view in several computers, but you know what?!

GLORIA TELLS ME IT’S STILL MESSY!

Sigh. Terrible. Never mind, at least I’m enjoying the new look. Do leave comments at the tagboard ya’ll, goodbye!

TBDT & Liutong!

Ignore this entry completely if you’re not a fan of Avril because…

I’m in the complete Avril Lavigne fever mode right now!!!

You know what?! The fourth and last single of her album The Best Damn Thing is out! And it’s, The Best Damn Thing. (Stupid, the song and album same title cannot meh)

I’m completely excited about it when I found out yesterday that the video would premiere today lah! I stayed home entirely today just to stick to the computer waiting for the video to leak and hoping to be one of the first hardcore fan to see it!

Siao right?! No lah, actually another reason for me to be at home is because, sadly, no one asks me out and I’ve got no friends to go out with today. So sad hor? Sigh. I realize my friends are very limited. Poor, poor me. ):

Ok whatever!

Now back to Avril!

Ok ok, so, the video is finally released and I’m going nuts! Firstly because, the video is slightly disappointing and secondly, because… erm, it’s the last single of the album.

I’ve decided to share it with you since you decided not to ignore this entry and read until here already. Haha! You rock!



Watch watch watch!!!
(If you don't release, you can pause the song which is auto-playing on the Imeem player)
The video is probably taken down from Youtube by the time you’re trying to load it. If not, you’re lucky!

I SO WANNA GO FOR HER CONCERT CAN?!

But unfortunately she may not be coming leh. But she’s currently on a world tour and she’ll be coming to parts of Asia, such as, Japan. Hopefully Singapore too!

Let me hear you say Hey hey hey! Hey hey ho!

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Ok, now that I’ve blogged out my Avril fever, I can go on and rant about other, slightly more relevant things.

Last night, Liutong went missing!

The last person who was playing with it was Yingying , and the first person who notice that it “teleported and disappeared” was also her lo. My brother and I suspected that she accidentally kill it or something then want to act like she’s innocent lo…

It was last seen at around 2am, and then it just disappeared! No one opened the doors, so it could have never escaped…

So today, my siblings and I took turns and went for feline-hunting but to no avail. I was actually quite convinced that it probably fell off the window ledge clumsily and broke some limbs… Perhaps dead or something.

However, when we were all about to give up looking for the poor cat, we heard a soft whimper coming from downstairs, making us excited and rushed down immediately.

So after 14 hours of disappearance we finally found our dear cat, whining, terrified, smelly, dirty and hiding beside the garbage dump, lying on a piles of smelly RAT SHIT!

DAMN SMELLY AND DISGUSTING LAH!

Definitely full of diseases infested bacteria!

We then quickly brought it home and my brother gave it a thorough bath. It is now clean, safe, fluffy and smelling great once again(though I didn’t smell it lah, abit gross).


Happy to be home.
Oh yes and! Do you notice how huge Liutong is now?!

He used to be so tiny when my brother first brought it home! It’s only like, what, 4-5 months? He’s growing really fast!


Then and now.
So much bigger now right?! And not as cute anymore! But still kinda cute lah…

In a year time it will grow into…


Monstrous!

Just a joke!

So… I guess at least a couple of you came into this still blog of mine yesterday and found it “closed”.

Well well, I thought since it was April Fool’s day I should do a little prank isn’t it? Besides, it gives me a little excuse to stop blogging for awhile since I’m way to lazy to update.

Fine, I know the scam was stupid and it doesn’t even affect you people. Bah, whatever. I’m bored!

Pretty much had happened during the past one-week when I wasn’t updating… From winning(and losing) at mahjong to boring chill out sessions to my grandfather’s funeral.

Yeah, my grandpa passed away on Saturday morning and was cremated yesterday afternoon. And hell no, it’s not an April’s Fool joke! Who joke about such things anyway…

I don’t want to get too deep into it, just letting you know what I’m busy with.

So, since yesterday was April’s Fool day and everyone(or is it, only me?) is still in the prankish mood, I decided to post this prank call that Gloria, Jemaine and I gleefully did some time ago(probably early of yesteryear?).

I just found the sound file sitting at some remote folder of my external drive! Along with it were recordings of other prank calls we made! Super amusing and hilarious to listen to them all over again!

I considerately uploaded it on Youtube with subtitles, ha!


Click and play, now!

HAHAHAHAHA!

I can’t stop laughing lah! Super funny man! I hope Liyi doesn’t go crazy after finding out that we were actually the wicked culprits. I think she wrote something about it in one of her blog entries leh. Ha!

Nevermind. It’s ok cause I don’t think she reads my blog anymore…

I’m so sad April’s Fool day is over. I know I am very childish hor… But I don’t care, I’m going to continue to trick people over and over again for the entire week and when the poor, annoyed, victim looks at me, I’ll go “April’s Fool! Belated!”

Mwahahahaha, very childish and silly of me. Ok.

More prank calls recording to come, I hope. So, watch this space ya’ll.