Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Terrible!

Very busy recently!!!

Lots of work and things to do.

The drawing assignments I owe my lecturer are due this Friday. A freaking class test is coming up in two days time. Moreover, an exam is also coming up in a week time!

Terrible or not?!

It’s been awhile since I heard the word “test” and “exam”! It definitely brings back the memories of my secondary school days, where the boliao teachers like to randomly surprise students with a mock test.

In addition to the heaving to-do list, the Great Singapore Sale is here leh!!!

The GSS is here just in time cause I collected my, er-hem, award, last week and the money has arrived safely in my bank. HAHA!

I’m one happy kid ya’ll.

I went to do a little shopping on Saturday with Gloria and ended up with only two tshirts and a pants. That’s so not enough!

I actually wrote out a list of the things I want to get leh. Abit kiasu but oh well, I’m a Singaporean and thus it’s completely normal for me to practice kiasuism isn’t it?

Anyway!

After the slightly futile shopping trip, Gloria and I went to catch a movie.

We initially wanted to watch What Happens In Vegas or, the seemingly popular Indian Jones 4, but due to the terrible seating and timeslots we ended up watching Chocolate somewhat reluctantly.

However, guess what?! The movie turned out AWESOME!

With a movie title that might trick you to think that it maybe some lame film involving chocolate, but it is actually a crazily action-packed muay thai movie!

I don’t want to reveal too much(and partially cause I’m lazy right now plus I don’t know what to talk about the movie lah) so let’s drop the this topic.

Now, back to work and assignments.

I’m going to quickly finish up this entry and go complete my assignments and start studying(who says I don’t study! I do ok!) for the damned test + exam!

I’m currently finishing up the last ADP assignment(before the holiday starts! Woohoo!)!

Sneak peak:


She’s so cute yet kinda gross altogether right?!

Looks very anime-ish which I hate leh. Yeah no offence to all the anime fans out there…

Oh well, I’m still doing changes to her! Got to go now, lots of things waiting for me to do! And STUDY! Quit thinking that I am someone who never studies because I do!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

DEIDREA BARES ALL ON MAXIM!

Kidding, kidding. Don’t get too excited you dirty pervs!

Deidrea’s not even on Maxim so let’s forget about “bares all” part. Tsk tsk, I got all you chi-ko-peks and secret lovers and admirers of Deidrea so eager and thrilled didn’t I?! HAHA!

However, don’t get too disappointed yet.

As I mentioned on my previous entry… Deidrea would soon be a featured babe on some website! I don’t really know what site is that leh but sound a little cheeky doesn’t it?!

Whatever the site is, way to go Deidrea Tan Zhong Lin! Not bad still can be a featured babe…

Anyway, Deidrea had gotten her interview(yeah talking about professionalism, still got interview some more!) and all she is left needed with is some sexy photos for the site admin to upload and post.

Thus, Deidrea got me to be her photographer last Sunday!

Not bad hor I still can be a photographer! But oh well, I think the only reason she chose me out of all her other friends is because I’m the only one she know that has a camera!

Nevermind, I don’t mind being used at all because the whole photo shoot turned out really fun and sexy! Besides, I get to witness Deidrea bares all leh… ALRIGHT! Just kidding!

With more than 70 outtakes(76 to be exact), I only chose 8 of them to be uploaded here in my blog!

Of course, there are more than 8 good pictures but you know, Deidrea doesn’t like to be exposed too much.

Deidrea you die, I got a lot of your Vanessa Hudgen-esque pictures to blackmail you.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joke people, joke! No nudey VH-esque photos of course!

Now, enough nonsense because I know you can’t wait to get to the photos! Alright alright!


OUTTAKES:

First up!


Sexy not?!

Deidrea can go be a model already lo!

This is just the beginning! It will get more and more revealing and sexy with each photo!!! Like that more exciting mah… However, keep in mind that the pictures are highly photoshopped.


Demurely sexy.

HA! There was quite some awkwardness in between all these takes at first, but it quickly fades and we were like all serious yet still having fun!

And and! Since some of the shots are taken in public, therefore we had to keep a look out for any passersby peeping! Especially the lecherous Banglahs around!

I know I know, the two pictures you’ve seen so far are pretty boring right?! There are still 6 more to go, patience!

Third picture:


Ok, starting to get a wee bit sexual.

Her leopard print top, matching heels, photoshop enhanced rich tan and little shorts totally gave her the slut factor! No, not a bad thing at all! Not everyone can achieve that slutty yet pretty look one lo!

Talking about leopard(print)… Last night, I dreamt that Ah Huay grew spots on his body like a little cheetah! So cool and sexy lah! Can you imagine keeping a mini cheetah(or maybe leopard would be even better, tiger also can)?!

The random but nice dream later turned into a nightmare when I witness a suicide! I was looking out of the window when some young girl jumped right off her friggin window! She can still stand up from her pool of blood and limp a bit before dropping dead! It was so real and traumatizing lah!

I totally freaked out and woke right out of my sleep… Ok I’m diverging off topic, back to Deidrea’s photos!


NICE NOT?!

As you can see, getting more and more sexual as promised! However this is nothing as compared to the last 4 pictures(that are high edited through photoshop though).

Ok! Time to turn the heat up! Get ready for Deidrea’s Maxim-ish pictures!

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5/8.

P/S: DEIDREA IS NOT FLASHING HER BOOBS HOR!

I know and admit that my blog label is completely destroying the picture. It was Deidrea’s idea to make the picture more decent! Though, it isn’t very decent still. Ha!

The 6th picture!



HOT OR NOT?!

This is definitely one of my favorite pictures of all the outtakes!

And, er hem, I think my photo editing skills are quite good ok! Do you really think Deidrea’s not wearing anything besides that black cardigan? It was all done by practically photoshopped by me! I also did her violet eyes and orangey tan! Ha!

Are you like sad or what that it’s already the 6th picture.

Only one more to go. Yeah I did said 8 photos, but the last one is a bonus picture that I wouldn’t consider part of the shot cause it’s super photoshopped.

Be prepared for the final picture. It’s both Deidrea and my favorite outtake!

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BEHOLD!



DEIDREA AS MAXIM COVERGIRL!

It is no doubt a highly altered picture but still it’s sizzling!

Maybe some people from Maxim would chance upon this picture and get Deidrea to be a real Maxim model one day? Who knows?! And! They can also get me to be their photo editor. Mwahahahaha…

Alright, alright. I shall end my entry with the last photo, which I mentioned earlier. I didn’t wanted to upload this picture initially cause it’s almost entirely photoshop, but heck it’s just for fun.

The last picture: Deidrea the hot rebel.


Firstly, I want to make things clear that she’s NOT topless. She is only topless after my frolicsome photo editing. HAHA!

Also, obviously, I added on the tattoos and piercings to complete her as a rebel. HOT!

I totally feel like getting a tattoo, shit.

P/S: NO NASTY COMMENTS ON THE TAGBOARD PLEASE!

Monday, May 12, 2008

I am happy...

Because! The highly anticipated letter that I have been waiting for ages finally arrived in my mailbox on Friday!!!


WHAT TOOK IT SO LONG MAN?!

For that one letter, I waited, and waited, called up my community center and complained, and complained to Vince as well. Stupid (yet vital) letter.

Nevermind, I’m pleased that it is finally (I can’t help stressing on the “finally”) here! I’m the last to receive the letter leh! Tsk tsk… Very evil of the community center to make me worry like this.

Whatever, I should stop complaining already.

Now I can’t wait for Sunday. I’ll have to attend some ceremony before collecting my cheque! Woohoo! Mwahahahahaha… Exciting.

I can’t wait to go shopping! Yes!!! Ok, now that I’ve discharged all my excitement, I can blog properly.

Er-hem, so, anyway…

That night, I went to watch Made Of Honor with Gloria and Sarah Tay…

It was great, sweet, funny and cute! However, that’s not the point.

The point is, after watching the movie, it really got me thinking… who’s going to be my best men in future when I get married huh?!

The first person to come up to my mind is Gloria Tay Chui Ling. However, clearly, Gloria’s a girl… BUT I DON’T CARE. Gloria must and is going to be (one of) my best men!

And I’ve already told her and she agreed. (:

Deidrea must also be one of my best men though she’s a girly girl but I don’t care also! Ha! Cause, she’s making me her maid of honour and wedding planner!

Besides, Deidrea and Gloria are two of my closest friends ever and we shared all our darkest secrets. So it’s also appropriate for them to be my best men right?!

Since I’m already on this topic of marriage. I have to say that I CAN’T WAIT FOR ANY OF MY FRIENDS(or siblings, or myself) TO GET MARRIED!

And and, I wonder who is gonna be the first!

For some weird reasons I think it’s Deidrea leh. Or maybe dear Xuanying? Whoever is it I’m still excited!

I’m already excited for what to wear to my friend’s weddings leh! Ha! Couldn’t help it!

Ok, I have to end this short entry here abruptly because I have to go now.

I met up with Deidrea yesterday for a photoshoot cause she’s going to be Babe Of The Month (not bad hor?!) on some website and wanted me to take some, er-hem, sexy, pictures of her…

When I said sexy, I really mean sexy. Like pictures you’ll see in Maxim! Ha!

So all you chikopeks do check back for updates because I’m gonna post some of the pictures, hopefully on my next entry. So, watch this space ya’ll!

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Hey Ya'll!

I’ve just completed photoshopping all the photos and since I’m in a great mood I’ve decided to blog today!

To make things better, I have pretty much to babble on today! Plus pictures! Which is great because it’s been awhile since I’ve posted any photos!

I shall waste no time!

Last night, my family went out for an advance birthday dinner as my mom’s birthday is just round the corner.

We went to Vienna International Buffet, AGAIN.

Almost every birthday dinner we have is at Vienna lo… I’m not complaining though. Why should I grumble when I get to enjoy a massive buffet dinner that includes many of my favourite foods.

However, I’m just saying… maybe, the next occasion we should have dinner at somewhere different. But really, I’m grateful to have dinner at Vienna hor.

Surprisingly, my brother and Yingying who were almost an hour late last night brought my mom a present.

What’s even more amazing is, the present turns out to be…


Bird nest!

Very filial of them. Hopefully my mom, er-hem, being really kind and loving would share it with her younger son. Mwahahahaha!

Ok, random pictures of food.






I know it don’t look appetizing lah, but I’m busy eating what, where got time to even bother snapping pictures huh.


Oreo cheesecake! Not really a fan, but it was good. Cheesecakes are like one of the only 3 types of cakes I eat. The other 2 are ice cream cakes and carrot cakes. Ha!

I don’t like cakes with sponge leh… Thus, I don’t usually eat cakes during birthday parties. But I’ll try forcing myself to eat for the sake of kindness lah.

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”Ham!” *Opens mouth* “Ahhhhh…”


”Eh, why is it kinda chewy and hard huh?”


“Ok the meat is really tough, I cannot bite a piece out lah!”

10 minutes later…


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There was a chocolate fondue fountain there for us to dip squishy marshmallows and fresh fruits into the warm gooey chocolate. My elder sister started writing her name on a serviette using a satay stick and chocolate, which inspired me to draw…

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Amy Winehouse ya’ll!

They try to make me go to rehab but I said no… no… nope! Alright, alright, better not get carried too far away.


Very cute and sweet right(pun intended)?!

Ha! I feel abit guilty now. Because the dinner last night probably made me gained quite some pounds! Actually, I recently wanted to gain weight(despite having a tummy) but now I’m starting to think otherwise.

Anyhow, here’s a video that my elder sister shared with me after the dinner.

It’s recorded by a CCTV camera in a lift at Raffles Place. The footage captures an old lady appearing behind a man after leaving the lift… Very similar to the infamous “old man floating in the lift” scene in The Eye.

VERY CREEPY AND EERIE LAH!!!


Watch!!!

Shucks, I’m getting the goose bumps all over again…

I personally thought that the video was rather false yet genuine altogether.

The reason why I think it might be fake is because, it’s too drama and movie-esque to be real! It’s totally like the scene in The Eye lah!

I know there are some boliao(yet, uhm, creative) people out there who like to do such things to trick people for no apparent reason, so… I really don’t know!

Alright. Let’s say that it’s a scam.

Still, it’s so professional! Good enough to be a scene of a horror movie already lo! Well I watched it quite a number of times and concluded that if that really is fake, then whoever did that is no amateur! Look at how the freaky old lady appeared from the back of the man!

So, the only reason which convinced me that it may be real is the professionalism! I don’t think that could be done by any boliao person right?

Uh, goose bumps rising again.

Imagine watching it again and again, then suddenly, instead of floating away the old lady turn around to face you, revealing her lifeless rotting face with empty, black, eye sockets!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ok getting freaky! I’m completely freaking myself out.

Anyway, the video sparked a paranormal investigation around Raffles Place. I think they shot a couple of other videos that also captures some ghostly images or happenings. I’m way too freaked out now to go find the videos for you, go explore around yourself.

I got to go meet Gloria Tay now. Updates soon! Oh and, my blogging bug seems to be back. I keep having the urge to update(though I don’t have much to talk about, still)! I hope that’s good news for you.

Goodbye and, watch out for that pale old lady watching you from behind! HAHA!