OMG, BRITNEY'S BACK!

That dude look so like Britney Spears don’t he?! And moves his much stiffer and masculine body like the pop princess herself too!

The first time Nabster showed me that video I was like, “OMG…” and I wonder what would Britney think when she meets that Derrick guy.

Anyhow!

This entire week has been especially lackluster for me. You know why?

I stayed home for 4 WHOLE days(excluding short family dinners at the markets lah)!!! I think it’s been a long while since I’ve stayed at home for that long! I can almost feel parts of myself rotting.

Thankfully, friends have been coming over to my place to play MJ so at least I’m occupied with something to do.

Yet on the other hand, have been losing money in those MJ sessions. Very terrible.

Talking about MJ…

That day, while my sister, her friend aka Boyboy, Athalie and Yingying was playing and I was just sitting beside Athalie looking at her easily winnable tiles, that Boyboy mentioned a fucking terrible thing.

He was telling us that he has this male friend who brings stray felines up to the top of HDB flats, place the poor unwary innocent kitty on the ledge, then with a baseball bat, aims at the cat and strikes it out of the high rise building, and he documents the entire horrible incident on video!!!

FUCKING BAD AND EVIL AND SUPER SICK!!!

TSK!!! How can someone actually have the heart to do something so mean and malicious to any animal?!


Would you harm something like this?!
On a less angry tone, Liutong look super cute in that faux Burberry clothe right?!


And he super love cuttlefish streaks, or whatever you called it. Liutong goes mad once he gets a sniff of the fishy cuttlefish!

Cute right!

Ok lah, I’ve got to go now, meeting Krinz and the rest TO PLAN OUR NEXT VIDEO! I’m really thrilled about it!

Hope to update again soon! See ya’ll!

P/s: Regarding that sick guy who kills cats, I have no idea how true it is, but if it’s true, that guy deserves a super terrible karma that involves being bashed by baseball bats and 10-story high falls. BUT, he must not die, so he can suffer a long and slow excruciating pain. MWAHAHAHA!

The Hike!

As I mentioned in my previous entry, I went hiking with my classmates and all the lecturers last Tuesday and it was a hell of a hike!

Well I guess it was supposed to be hellish since it was sympathetically led by Mr. Jason, aka, the Devil. Oh well, hahaha!

Despite walking like mad for almost 6 hours (no joke!), sweating like siao, enduring the scorching sun, feeding merciless hungry mosquitoes, tolerating constant itching and having to carry our heavy bags filled with bottles of water while going through all those… (Now that was a really long sentence)

I enjoyed the hike completely!!!

We hiked through the biking trail in Bukit Timah Nature Reserve all the way to Macritchie Reservoir and finally ended our hike at Thomson! More than 10,000 m(which actually converts to 10km but just trying to make it sound a bit longer)!!!

Actually I don’t know what the actual distance we hiked lah, but Ms. Sri’s blog says we hiked for nearly 14km, power hor!

Generally, it was really fun and we get to come across several breathtaking sights of nature that you’ll never imagine a super urban city like Singapore to have!

And with that kind of fun + sights, of course I took tons of pictures!

Er hem, 191 photos to be exact. Oh well, camwhore you might say…

But of course, more than a quarter of all the 191 photos are pure nonsense thus, I will obviously not be posting all of them.

Still, this is going to be a super lengthy post filled with tons of pictures!

With that, I shall say no more and get into it immediately!

To begin, I shall start with a picture that Alice and I took before we reached our hike starting point. P/s: I got the actual timing from the photo properties!

-9.21AM-

You might not tell but I am completely tired in this picture.

The Avril Clan!

My aunt gave me two free movie tickets to Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and I went to watch it with Xuanying on Friday, which happened to be a Friday the 13th!

I was seated at the smallest theatre I’ve ever been into!

It is like this small private theatre that is approximately halve of your average GV movie theatre with roughly, 40-50 seats or so?

Er hem, I was telling Xuanying in future I will have a small theatre similar to the one we were in at my future mansion… Complete with a popcorn and drinks booth so that my relatives, friends and I could enjoy a nice heartwarming movie at the comfort of my very own house! Mwahahahaha…

Come on everybody fantasizes every now and then.

To me, Indiana Jones was a complete mix of National Treasure and The Mummy, plus a whole lot of exaggeration.

And despite my brother great praises to the movie(probably because he always likes such movies), I thought it was OK only lah…

On an utterly random note, I am so excited for this Tuesday’s hiking trip! I’m looking forward to it and hopefully, *touches my wooden study table*, it doesn’t rain…

Anyway!

Just in case you’re wondering what this entry’s strange title is all about, I was very bored this afternoon and decided to play around with Photoshop a bit a came out with some mashed-up pictures of my wife Avril Lavigne.

This is the original picture of AL that I used to edit:


So what I did was, edited Avril’s sexy face onto the bodies of 4 other celebrities!

I know I’m very boliao right! But I’m bored can?! At least it gave me something to blog about or else I’ll probably only update after the hiking trip!

First up, it was…

1) Paris Hilton!


Original.
I think hor, Paris Hilton have a particularly strange expression in this picture leh!

There’s just something wrong about her face, maybe it’s an unflattering angle and makes her face rounder. AND! The veins in her hands make her look fit! HA!

So, here’s Avril as Paris:


That’s Hot! Or not?!
Besides the blonde hair looking awkwardly like a wig I think the tan and cutesy chihuahua fits entirely well!

2) Beyonce!


She totally reminds me of her Diamonds commercial which my younger sister wouldn’t stop enacting irritatingly!

Talking about commercials…

I cannot stand the new Gatsby Deodorant commercial where that, that Japanese guy from SMAP sprays himself with the deodorant while dancing with an orgasmic expression. I thought it was kinda, gross.

Back to Avril-yonce.


SEXY RIGHT?!
I think that Photoshopped picture resembles this picture pretty much.

3) Amy Winehouse!


Love the beehive.
I wanted to see how Avril would look sporting the Amy’s signature beehive, piercing and eyeliner. Thus I did the same and the outcome was…


COMPETELY NO NO NO!
Well maybe it’s just my terrible editing cause I thought AL would look good in the beehive! The eyeliner suits fine though…

Last but not least, it’s none other than…

4) Britney Spears! BALD!


I’m so glad Britney is no longer bald and well... crazy! BRITNEY SPEARS IS SO GONNA BE BACK!!! I sound like an extreme hardcore fan don’t I? Ha!

Anyway, this is the last of all the 4 mash-up photo edits and it is also the craziest thus it’s placed last!

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AVRIL LAVIGNE THE BRITNEY-MONK!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

With that, I shall end. (:

Says it all...

Holidays + Dad's Birthday

The holidays are officially here! 4 weeks holiday and amazingly there are NO holiday assignments! Shiok not?!

It’s time to enjoy and thus I want this holiday to be constructive and fun filled! Definitely not to be wasted!

Therefore… I’ve came up with a short list of holiday resolution which I have to accomplish!

Some of my holiday resolutions are:

1) MUST go fishing at least once! Be it day or night fishing, I must fish!

2) Have or attend a party, or Bbq would do fine.

3) Play and win some money at MJ. Ha!

4) Visit the animals in the Zoo, the ever-expensive Night Safari, Bird Park, or Sentosa.

5) Night cycling cause it has also been ages since I cycled and besides it’s good fun exercize! So night cycling kakis like Gloria and Krinz please organize something!

And of course, not forgetting the hiking trip and Pulua Ubin outing with my class!

Sounds like a fun-filled exhilarating summer holiday doesn’t it?! (Actually it is just a usual mid-year holiday but summer holiday sounds more cool what! Besides, it is really a summer holiday since it’s forever summer in SG!)

Alright! Enough of holiday plans!

Last Wednesday, my family went out for my Dad’s 50-something birthday dinner at Jumbo!

If you realize, two of my family’s favourite place to dine at is Jumbo and Vienna lo.

My mom’s birthday dinner was at Vienna. Dad’s birthday dinner at Jumbo. Went to Vienna several other times this and yesteryear. Went to Jumbo for both my brother and my birthday dinner last year.

Maybe this year my birthday I should have something different… Besides, it’s my 18th birthday leh. Which also indicates that I have sanction to purchase cigarettes and alcohol legally and get license to drive!

However, on the other hand, I do not smoke nor drink(only drinking on occasions merely for fun) so it doesn’t make much difference. In fact it’s quite daunting to think that I’m actually turning 18 in roughly 2 months time!

Er-hem anyway, this time I brought my camera along and hence there are pictures!




My parents looking very happy.


Both sisters, happy as well.


My brother, Yingying and me, who were all coincidentally donned in yellow, all smiles!
As you can see, we are all very happy and smiling because there was not one but two…


LOBSTER SASHIMI!!!
It was super nice and fresh despite only having very little thinly sliced meat. It was so fresh that the poor (yet delicious) lobster was still twitching its feelers, claws and legs in probable pain.


Poor thing.
It’s a good thing lobsters couldn’t talk or I wonder what it would mumble on its slow and extremely painful death while watching us devour its sweet yummy pinkish flesh… Muahahahaha…

I sound like an obsessive lobster serial killer I know.

Halfway throughout the meal, my brother spotted someone who looks almost completely like Gloria…


Only difference between them was that Gloria doesn’t has a penis.


Gloria, you freaking got a twin!!!


HAHAHA!
Bringing back to the food topic, I had the most disgusting soup I ever had. Very cruel at the same time, you might say…



Turtle soup!!!

Just kidding… How would an, er-hem, animal lover, like me ever have turtle soup(however I might try it if given the chance though)?!

It’s chopped up pieces of the poor lobster head you’ve seen earlier lah. But the picture really looks a bit like turtle soup hor? I think the black part looks like the shell of some turtle leh!

Anyway!

Which birthday is complete without a birthday cake right?

Thus my sister had already gotten ready and brought a cake prior to the dinner.




We all were happy with the cake and scrumptious seafood dinner.

Talking about seafood, it leads me to upload some overdue “seafood” pictures, which I almost forgot.

Krinz, Alex, Gloria and I was at East Coast Park the other day(I can’t remember when lah) where we saw some lucky guy caught this massive fish!




Close-up!
Someone there mentioned that it’s a stingray, while others say that it’s a shark. Then some funny guy said it was a hybrid of a shark and ray…


The poor fish became a freak show lo. Everyone was snapping pictures and awing at it! I know there’s a little irony here cause I was also busy taking pictures of it lah, oh well...

I hope I caught a fish like that in my holiday resolution fishing trip!

Anyhow!

I have to abruptly end my entry here because I have to go prepare and go meet Gloria for dinner!

Hopefully we have some fun plans and events tonight since there is no school tomorrow! Which also means I can sleep till late! SHIOK!

Can you believe it's JUNE already?!

Which also means half a year just flew by like nobody’s business?! How swift and mad is that(rhyme not intended)?!

It’s like super fast or what?!

And in a couple of day’s time, I’ll complete my final presentation and *TADAH*, HOLIDAYS!

And and!!! You know, holidays or good times always passes super quickly, then it will soon be July! Then August which, er-hem, is my birthday month which also turns me 18, followed by another 4 dumpy months then it’s 2009!

The whole cycle then scarily repeats itself again and again and in a blink of an eye I’ll be a 40 year old uncle playing mah-jong with aunty Gloria, aunty Coewe and uncle Mengzhi(aka Krinz but Uncle MZ sound more uncle-ish).

That’s so scary can?!

Talking about school earlier, I just had my exam this morning!

Despite it consisting solely of MCQs, it was pretty tough! The questions were generally super tricky and others were totally unexpected.

I’m quite confident that I’ll pass lah, if I fail then that’s it lo. Die already.

On a completely diverse note, I’ve been watching a lot of movies recently! Well not really a lot actually, in fact only 2 lah.

So the two movies I caught recently was Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian AND Sex And The City.

Narnia was actually ok only leh. Maybe I’m not a fan of Chronicles Of Narnia, the first Narnia movie didn’t left me with any impact so that’s probably why I wasn’t too eager to catch the 2nd one.

Throughout the movie I was sporadically dozing off, missing a few seconds here and there. However, I wasn’t sleeping cause the show was boring, it was solely cause I woke up at 6am that morning and then watching a midnight show leh! I couldn’t help it ok!

On Saturday night, after celebrating Alex’s birthday at Swenson’s we went to watch SEX & THE CITY!

The movie was awesome! Sexy and funny! Worth my $9.50 cause its good and the movie is like, 2 hours long!

In fact, I like it so much that my current favourite song is the official sound track of the movie, Labels Or Love by Fergie!

Ok guess I’m starting to exaggerate a bit.

It seems like it’s been awhile since I have lost the (good but slightly troublesome) habit of bringing my camera around with me everywhere I go to snap random pictures.

Thus explains why I haven’t been posting many photos recently.

Anyway!

I’m so happy that I’ve completed and printed my ADP assignment! Remember that redhead girl on my previous entry?

Yeah I’ve done changes to her and made it into a movie poster format.

She’s no longer a nerdy red-head, she is now a blonde, sexy, dumb and Paris Hilton-esque bimbo!


STARLIGHT!


As you can see, the new Starlight is highly influenced by Paris Hilton.


That's hot.
I’m a little disappointed with the printed copy, the colour was different! It’s murky and yellowier! Suppose to have the orangey tan one lo but become like some yellow banana.

Before I go, here’s another rendition of Starlight. You’ve seen the red-head nerdy Starlight, the blonde bimbo Starlight, and now presenting to you…

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Starlight the GOTH!
Presentation this Thursday, WISH ME LUCK! (: